Dear Jesus (or whomever is responsible for today’s happy occurrence):
Thank you for allowing me, at age 27, to finally have made my last student loan payment. As an added “You’re awesome!”, thank you for making it a reduced payment. $22.37 was a pretty manageable amount.
With love,
Your loving (and FREE OF EDUCATIONAL DEBT!!) lamb, Carlene
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Last student loan payment, really?!
Really! I totally missed out on the “typical” college experience because I was busy working for 4 years to make sure I’d have the yoke off before I was 30. Turns out it was good planning
I so look forward to that day